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JustCallMeSam

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We were fooling around and the one guy who sits across from me took his pencil and put one hand at each end then hit it with his head and it snapped in half. No one believed us so he did it again and then again 3 more times. Our teacher still hasn't noticed

What happens when all our pencils are broken?
"Oh yup really sucks we can't write. Oh computers? They're all dead. What's a charger?"
xD and that's the end of "How to Get Out of Doing Work!"

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What did trees ever do to him?
 

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What did trees ever do to him?
Hello J0NBE4R,
I don't know I guess they held him up and broke him with its roots or something? Just make up some weird backstory and it will make sense! It's better if we don't know so we can just make something up.

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Interesting story.
 

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Update: Three classes later our Science teacher asked that same guy "So, what would be the input distance, Anthony?"
"The hammer" -Him
"Yes but which part?" -Teacher
*he circles the hammer with his finger*
"Right here" -Him

-When you don't know the answer so you say the whole thing xD-

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Update: Today in English class he got a question wrong so he took two of my pencils and broke them with his head

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"Sam!" -Teacher
*wakes up*
"Huh?" -Me
"Que fecha hoy?" -Teacher
"I don't knowwwwwww" -Me
"Pstt it's on the board" -Friend
"Es el... *whispers* what day is it?" -Me
"The 7th" -Friend
"Es el siete de Decembre or something" -Me
"Correcto" -Teacher

*some time passes*

"Shhh Allyson has something to say" -Teacher
*Everyone gets quiet & Ally stands up*
"My name has two L's and a Y, and my last name also has two L's" -Ally between laughs
*everyone claps*

"Now she can be the president" -Teacher
"Watch out Blake she's about to snatch your weave" -Friend

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Update:
She told us not to clap so we started snapping and now we're just doing jazz hands since thats sign language for clapping.
 

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"There was a student who had a drink and they split it on Asia so now Asia is dirty and I have to clean Asia" -Teacher
*Everyone dies laughing*

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Well then, this seems quite. Weird.
 

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Ehhh... kinda considered post farming but nice story ;)
 

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Update:
In math somehow we went from Algebra to would you feel it if someone licked your elbow then how one guys older sister used to lick everyone's elbow. My school is weird

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Update:
In math somehow we went from Algebra to would you feel it if someone licked your elbow then how one guys older sister used to lick everyone's elbow. My school is weird

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Your school seems to be quite fun! Wish my school was as fun as yours.

Keep up with the stories!
 

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Update:
In Glee we were doing Silent Night and Ava (one of the other 8th graders) mixed up the words and sung...

"The child, the child With a tail as big as a kite" -Ava
"A child with a tail?"

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Hello SinnFein,

I know I did, I did it on purpose haha.

Hello PeguinNerd,

Actually, I'm the head grammar police.

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No Sem I'm the head of the grammar police!
 

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No Sem I'm the head of the grammar police!
Hello PenguinNerd,

I'm thinking battle to the death for head of the Grammar Police. What do you think?

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